XRiley: Oh, Arthur. You were doing so well.
Arthur: It's not like it looks, Mr. Garrett. I swear.
Riley: All right, let's hear it.
Arthur: Well... you know I got this little problem with gettin' mad....
Riley: Yes....
Arthur: So when I found out that punk had busted into my place and nicked my rod, I wanted to smash his face in, the little bastard, that'd teach him to disrespect me -- but I remembered you, Mr. Garrett. I remembered what the lady doctor said, and I did my breathin' an' I counted to ten, an' I called the cops instead. I done good.
Riley: ...Arthur, you're on probation. You can't have a gun.
Arthur: But I done good, right?
Arthur: It's not like it looks, Mr. Garrett. I swear.
Riley: All right, let's hear it.
Arthur: Well... you know I got this little problem with gettin' mad....
Riley: Yes....
Arthur: So when I found out that punk had busted into my place and nicked my rod, I wanted to smash his face in, the little bastard, that'd teach him to disrespect me -- but I remembered you, Mr. Garrett. I remembered what the lady doctor said, and I did my breathin' an' I counted to ten, an' I called the cops instead. I done good.
Riley: ...Arthur, you're on probation. You can't have a gun.
Arthur: But I done good, right?
When last we saw.... Riley
stuff kat likes:
The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson
The King is dead, but not the war: for honor, for glory, for the relics of the Shattered Plains. Slave and general alike are bound to the war machine. But the king-killer and his long-dead magic will change everything....
The King is dead, but not the war: for honor, for glory, for the relics of the Shattered Plains. Slave and general alike are bound to the war machine. But the king-killer and his long-dead magic will change everything....