XTravis: Er... so how's the law practice?
Riley: Lousy as ever. I have this case -- well, I won't bore you with the details. It's just... every time I have a case where I might have some hope, it's the same. Either I neglect my other cases for it, or I give my time equally to all my cases and waste my chance to make a difference. No matter what, I lose.
Travis: That's... unfortunate. But surely you make a difference in all your cases?
Riley: My most recent client is a bank robber.
Travis: That's --
Riley: I should say,
attempted bank robber. Once they called the cops he threw the gun away and sat on the floor waiting to be arrested. It seems he'd had a fight with his girlfriend and stormed out, but then he couldn't think of anywhere to go. He decided to rob a bank because, and I quote, 'I can't take one minute more with that bitch an' they gotta feed you in jail.' He refuses to let me enter anything but a guilty plea, but he does want me to make sure he can get a vidshow stream in his cell.
Travis: I -- I'm not sure where to start....
Riley: I recommend a double, no ice.