XRiley: -- why I recommend we seek a bench trial. Judge Ranford will be more tolerant of your background than any jury I can scrape up. Fane: Whatever. Riley: To prepare your defense I'll need to hear your version of events. Fane: Well, he had money, and I didn't, so I shivved him.... What? I'm supposed to t'tell you the whole truth and nothin' but! Riley: That's on the witness stand. Which we will be keeping you away from.
Briddey Flannigan's fiance has offered the ultimate romantic gesture: an EED. Soon she'll have someone, not just on her phone or in her office, but in her head. Permanently.
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